Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Grab a green beer and some corned beef and cabbage or Irish stew and sit back and enjoy these BAD shamrock knits!

A little bold there, folks - some subtlety might be in order here.

And again, subtlety, my knitting friends.....this is just CRAZY - wow!

Because we all need beaded green wristbands for those workouts.

Shamrock hats should be knit in exceptions, except maybe white.  Blue is unacceptable.

I said blue is unacceptable!  (Gosh, you people are stubborn!)

Oh, you guys are just being smart-asses now!  Yes, it's green and white, just like I said, but .....really?  I guess I need to mention the obvious -- make it NOT ugly!

OMG - I give up!  When you make a statue blush, that's just IT!

Some people like to knit pieces that allow you to look like a leprechaun.  OK -- whatever floats your boat, really, BUT
Yes, he may be dressed like a leprechaun, but that kid is NOT Irish!

That's not even funny - and when you wake up to every single window treatment in your house clawed to shreds, you will know I am right.

Mildly amusing...yes, but still creepy and just weird.

"WHAT IS THAT?" you are asking yourself at this very minute.
So I am going to give you a moment to think it over
OK - time's up!  It's a pillow!  Stop laughing!  I swear it IS!  Well, I know what it looks like and some Irishman would be quite proud, but I swear it IS a pillow.  I'm not kidding.....seriously......quit laughing!

I could go on, but I won't.  I just don't know if I have the strength.  I have the pictures.....lord knows (there are some crazy Irish knitters out there!) but I think that last one pretty much sums it up.

See ya next time!

1 comment:

  1. This is absolutely great Stef. Seriously. Too funny!