A little bold there, folks - some subtlety might be in order here.
And again, subtlety, my knitting friends.....this is just CRAZY - wow!
Because we all need beaded green wristbands for those workouts.
Shamrock hats should be knit in green.....period.....no exceptions, except maybe white. Blue is unacceptable.
I said blue is unacceptable! (Gosh, you people are stubborn!)
Oh, you guys are just being smart-asses now! Yes, it's green and white, just like I said, but .....really? I guess I need to mention the obvious -- make it NOT ugly!
OMG - I give up! When you make a statue blush, that's just IT!
Some people like to knit pieces that allow you to look like a leprechaun. OK -- whatever floats your boat, really, BUT
Yes, he may be dressed like a leprechaun, but that kid is NOT Irish!
That's not even funny - and when you wake up to every single window treatment in your house clawed to shreds, you will know I am right.
Mildly amusing...yes, but still creepy and just weird.
"WHAT IS THAT?" you are asking yourself at this very minute.
So I am going to give you a moment to think it over
OK - time's up! It's a pillow! Stop laughing! I swear it IS! Well, I know what it looks like and some Irishman would be quite proud, but I swear it IS a pillow. I'm not kidding.....seriously......quit laughing!
I could go on, but I won't. I just don't know if I have the strength. I have the pictures.....lord knows (there are some crazy Irish knitters out there!) but I think that last one pretty much sums it up.
See ya next time!